Fireball’s “CorvetteNot”

What can I say? What can I do? How can I convey the idea of something so wrong, so bad, so heanious, so utterly fantasmigorical (Yes, that’s a word, my word)… This Corvette is NOT the new hybrid concept that GM is working on (and they are…). It’s not an OLD concept car that time forgot. It’s not a simple MOD that someone bolted on. As in “NOT OLD MOD.”

THIS, my CarDomain friends, is the “CORVETTENOT.” A razzle dazzle wrong machine on every level. It’s SO bad, that it falls into the “Cool Cars from Outer Space” category that I just now created. Just NOW.

Unless, of course… YOU guys like it. Then I’ll take it all back. ……Someday.

STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!!!

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